The Breakfast Club
Richard: "Don't mess with the bull young man..."
Richard: "...I'm cracking skulls!"
Richard: "...I will not be made a fool of."
John: "Face it, you're a neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie."
John: "Screws fall out all the time..."
John: "That's very clever sir."
John: "You couldn't ignore me if you tried.”
John: "We'll get the prom queen... impregnated!”
John: "...All I need is a lobotomy and some tights."
John: "So it's sorta social. Demented and sad, but social, right?"
John: "You're pretty sexy when you get angry.”
John: "Eat... My... Shorts!”
John: "Being bad feels pretty good, huh?”
John: "Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"
John: "What do you guys do in your club?"
John: "You really think I give a shit?”
Brian: “Saturday, March 24th, 1984. Shermer High School..."
Brian: "Chicks cannot hold the smoke..."
Andrew: "..if you disappeard forever..."
Andrew: "...and I'm beating the shit out of you."
All: "...Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club."

Weird Science
Gary: "..bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb."
Gary: "Well, my nuts are halfway up my ass..."
Gary: "Why don't you shutup, bitch!"
Gary: "...I was insane for this crazy little 8th grade bitch."
Gary & Fastman: "..and what did it to me was these big titties..."
Gary & Wyatt: "..I think these ladies are stoked for us..."
Wyatt & Gary: "Nobody likes us. Nobody..."
Wyatt: "Well God-Damn!"
Lisa, Gary & Mom: "..your son's only sexual outlet..."
Lisa: "So.. what would you little maniacs like to do first?"
Lisa: "If we're going to have any kind of fun together..."
Lisa: "..there's going to be sex, drugs, rock-n-roll..."
Chet: "You're dead meat pilgrim."
Chet: "The boozehounds return!"
Chet: "..Now make yourself one.. dickweed!"
Chet: "He pukes. You die."
Chet: "You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue."
Chet: "Good morning, turdbrain!"
Chet: "...a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?"
Chet: "You're stewwed, buttwad!"

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Teacher: "Bueller?.. Bueller?.. Bueller?"
Teacher: “Frye? ... Frye? ... Frye?”
Simone: "..best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend..."
Ferris: "How can I possibly be expected to handle school..."
Ferris: "Life moves pretty fast..."
Ferris: "I asked for a car, I got a computer..."
Ferris: "..key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands..."
Ferris: "...childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."
Ferris: "..One of the worst performances of my career..."
Ferris: "..A person should not believe in an "ism"..."
Ferris: "I want to go to a good college...”
Ferris: "If anybody needs a day off, it's Cameron..."
Ferris: "..if we played by the rules, right now we'd be in gym?.."
Ferris: "...the question is what AREN'T we going to do.”
Ferris: "A. You can never go to far..."
Ferris: "Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”
Ferris: "..we'd like to play a little tune for you..."
Ferris: "Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight..."
Ferris & Cam: "..I don't even have a piece of shit!.."
Cameron & Ferris: "..and remember who your dealing with..."
Cameron & Ferris: "The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California..."
Cameron: "Ferris Bueller you're my hero.”
Cameron: "When Cameron was in Egypt's land..."
Cameron: "Pardon my French... but you're an asshole!"
Jeanie & Ferris: "..If I were bleeding out my eyes..."
Jeanie: "Bite the big one Junior."
Jeanie: "...have my father's gun and a scorching case of herpes."
Garth & Jeanie: "..I meant, are you in here for drugs?..”
Garth & Jeanie: "If you say Ferris Bueller you lose a testicle."
Grace: "..geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads..."
Ed & Grace: "I don't trust this kid..."
Ed & Grace: "..He makes you look like an ass..."
Ed & Mom: "..I don't remember him being sick nine times!.."
Ed: "...some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!”
Ed: "Your ass is mine!"
Singing Nurse: ": I heard that you were feeling ill..."
Ferris: "You're still here?.. go home.. it's over.. go."

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
Del: "Six bucks and my right nut..."
Neal & Del: "..Where is your other hand?" "Between two pillows.."
Neal: "...It makes it so much more interesting for the listener."
Neal & Clerk: ".."start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks..."

Uncle Buck
Buck: "..I'm Uncle Wart, just old Buck Wart Russel.."
Buck: "...have a rat gnaw that thing off your face."
Buck: "..bum uncle will shave your head while you sleep?.."
Buck: "Honey, I have some bad news."
Buck: "You get the pole out of your keister..."
Bug & Buck: "..Ever hear of a ritual killing?.."
Chanice & Buck: "..a mouse and a piece of sheet metal.."
Buck & Miles: "..reason you're giving me a hard time?.."
Miles: "I'm a kid.. that's my job."
Miles: "I'm an American, I have rights."
Tia: "I'm stunned that I'm related to you."
Tia: "..I'll DIE before I go anywhere with YOU."
Bug: "..I'm sorry! Ok asshole?!.."
Marcie: "...you need a little adult supervision."

Sounds from:
Sixteen Candles: EARchives / Uncle Bubby / Wav Site
The Breakfast Club: Movie Quote Quiz / Wav List / Wav Site
Weird Science: Movie Sounds
Ferris Bueller: Movie Sounds / Wav Site
Planes, Trains and Automobiles:Movie Quote Quiz
Uncle Buck: EARchives