Meet the Feebles
Title song
Robert & Trevor: "..but your fly shit to me!.."
Robert & Lucille: "..You're nothing but a loose lush Lucille.."
Robert: "I don't care what you've done Lucille..."
Robbie: Begging for drugs.
Sebastian: Sodomy song.

Dead Alive
Father McGruder: "I kick arse for the lord!"
Father McGruder: "This calls for divine intervention."
Father McGruder: "What in God's name is going on here?"
Les: Lay a hand on me, and I'll have you for breakfast!"
Zoo Keeper: "...and raped all the little tree monkeys."
Paquita: "Your mother ate my dog!"
Lionel: "Party's over."

Heavenly Creatures
Pauline: "..my plans of removing mother..."
Pauline: "...they cannot fully appreciate our genius."
Pauline: "...the joy of the thing called sin."
Pauline: "...be merry, for tomorrow you may be dead."
Pauline & Juliet: "...It's everyone else that's bonkers."
Juliet: "..the best people have bad chests and bone diseases.."
Juliet: "...Orson Welles! The most hideous man alive!"

The Frightners
Judge: "It appears the Grim Reaper has once again returned..."
Judge: "..he's been takin' people out since time began.."
Judge: "The dog's running away with my face..."
Judge: "Too many skeletons in the closet."
Frank: "..I gotta have an outerbody experience..."
Frank & Dammers: "...I deal with your type ever other week!"
Ray: "I guess that makes you... Number One."
Ray: "...give me a ride, so I don't miss my funeral?"
Hiles: "What the hell are you doing in my graveyard?.."
Hiles: "You unorganized grabastic gob of teleplasmic shit!"
Cyrus: "Ahhh! The old express bus to hell, no lines, no wait!"
Old Lady Bradley: "The wicked will be punished!"

Some sounds from:
Meet the Feebles: The Bastards Have Landed
Heavenly Creatures: The Bastards Have Landed
The Frightners: EARchives