Crimewave
Renaldo:"Hi-ya cupcake."
Renaldo:"Keep talking baby..."
Renaldo:"So I'm a heel, so what of it?"
Renaldo:"...come on over to my pad. We'll have a Scotch and sofa."

Evil Dead 2
Ash: "Groovy!"
Ash: "We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw."
Ash: "...and carve ourselves a WITCH."
Demon & Ash "...Your going down!"
Demon & Ash: "..Swallow this!.."
Henrietta: "...Someone with a fresh soul."
Demons: "..Dead by dawn..."

Army of Darkness
Ash: "My name is Ash, and I am a slave."
Ash: "Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants."
Ash: "Name's Ash... housewares."
Ash: "Yo, she bitch! Let's go!"
Ash: "What's the matter, you raised in a barn..."
Ash: "Give me some sugar baby."
Ash: "..You ain't leading but two things Jack and Shit.."
Ash: "Klaatu, Verata, NN..(coughing)..."
Ash: "Alright, who wants some?"
Ash: "..the next one of you primates even touches me.."
Ash: "...how about some hot chocolate, huh?"
Ash: "...Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."
Ash: "This is my BOOMstick!.."
Ash: "Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."
Ash: “Well that's just what we call pillow talk, baby!”
Ash: "...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the store."
Ash: "First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me..."
Ash: "Buckle up bonehead..."
Ash: "Run home and cry to mama!”
Sheila & Ash: "...Honey, you got real ugly."
Demon & Ash: "...Come get some."
Ash: "Hail to the King, baby!"

A Simple Plan
Hank: "Hello, yes, there.. there's been a shooting!.."
Lou & Hank: "It's the American Dream in a god damn gym bag..."
Lou: "..come across like you sorta got a stick up your ass..."
Lou & Jake: "...Get somethin' classy. Trans-Am!"
Lou & Jake: "...What a weird job."
Jake: "..For Preparation H of the mouth..."
All: "..somebody be flyin' around with this kind of cash?.."
All: "..I say we take this bag back to the truck..."

Some sounds from:
Army of Darkness: EARchives / Wav Site
A Simple Plan: Movie Quote Quiz