Time Bandits
Randall: "..the fabric of the Universe is far from perfect..."
Randall: "...Hereos?! What do they know about a days work?"
Evil: "....mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence."
Evil: "God isn't interested in technology..."
Evil: "Slugs?! He created slugs!"
God: "I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim.
God: "Evil turned out rather well..."
Robin Hood: "..they haven't got two pennies to rub together..."
Kevin: "It's evil! Don't touch it!"

Brazil
Tuttle: "Harry Tuttle, heating engineer... at your service."
Tuttle: "I came into this game for the action, the excitement!.."
Sam: "..I'm a bit of a stickler for paperwork..."
Lime: "No you can't borrow any more chairs!.."
Lime: "Computers are my forte!"
Mr. Helpmann: "Here I am, J.H. The ghost in the machine."
Shirley: "It's all right.. I don't like you either."
Mr. Warren: "...your very own number, on your very own door!"
Cop: "That is your receipt for your husband..."

The Fisher King
Caller & Jack: "...Yeah, somebody oughta hit you on the head."
Jack: "Did you lose your mind all of a sudden..."
Jack & Parry: "...found dead next to a dead naked man..."
Parry: "..you start seeing floating little fat people..."
Parry: "Behold my magic wand and free your golden orbs..."
Parry: "I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida."

12 Monkeys
Gaurd & Cole: "..I didn't volunteer..."
Cole & Kathryn: "..Do you think this is the future?.."
Cole: "You sent me to the wrong year."
Cole: "This is a place for crazy people..."
Cole: "Maybe the human race deserves to be wiped out."
Cole & Dr.: "Five billion people died in 1996 and 1997..."
Jeffery: "I'm not saying you're not mentally ill..."
Jeffery: "You know what crazy is?.."
Jeffery: "..DRUGS!..What'd they give you?.."
Jeffery: "..Games, they vegetize ya.."
Jeffery: "..I don't believe in germs.."
Jeffery: "We're all monkeys."
Jeffery: "...Einstein. Now HE, HE was nuts, he was a fruitcake!"
Jeffery: "...I will have you shaved, sterilized and destroyed!"
Jeffery: "...Wackos everywhere, plague, and madness."
Jeffery: "..they managed to generate every thought that I could possibly have.."

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Duke: "We had 2 bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline..."
Duke: "...when the drugs began to take hold."
Duke: "This is not a good town for psychadellic drugs..."
Duke: "..seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg..."
Duke: "..It makes you behave like the village drunkard..."
Duke: "..a man in the depths of an ether binge..."
Duke: "Jesus, did I say that?.."
Duke: "...stoned, ripped, twisted.. good people."
Duke: "..We came here to find the American dream..."
Duke: "..running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel..."
Duke: "I'm a relatively respectable citizen..."
Duke: "Too weird to live, too rare to die."
Gonzo & Duke: "Did you see what God just did to us?..."
Gonzo: "..I advise you to take a hit.."
Duke's Dream: The Trial

Some sounds from:
Holy Grail: Monty Python's Completely Useless Site / EARchives
Brazil: SciFlicks
12 Monkeys: Movie Sounds / SciFlicks / Movie Quote Quiz