Growing up Arnold was my favorite actor. What did I know, or even care about actual acting. I just wanted to see Arnold kill people in various ways, then end it off with one of his patented one-liners. During the 80's, Arnold was the king of action and actually turned out some pretty decent films (The Terminator, Predator, Total Recall).

This list is now nearly complete. Every single line from The Terminator and on has been accounted for. (Write me if you feel anything is missing.) About a third of them include sound clips and a few include video. Eventually I will try to get sounds for all of them. Because reading them doesn't do them any justice, you need to hear it from the man himself.

7/25/1: Christ, it's a neverending battle to keep the sounds working on my site. Angelfire has decided that you can no longer upload stuff directly from their site. So as of now probably half of these sounds are broken. Just a warning.

Pumping Iron (1977)

Arnold as himself: "Milk is for babies, men drink beer."

Conan the Barbarian (1982)
(Not really one-liners, but damn fine lines none-the-less.)

Mongol General: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

"Crom. I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought and why we died. No, all that matter's is that two stood against many. That's what is important. Battle pleases you Crom. Grant me one request, grant me REVENGE. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!"

Conan the Destroyer (1984)

Jehnna: "I suppose nothing hurts you."
Conan: "Only pain."

The Terminator (1984) Updated!
(A great film, not really about the one-liners.)

1. Punk: "Nice night for a walk."
Terminator: "Nice night for a walk."
Punk 2: "Wash day tomorrow.. nothing clean right?"
Terminator: "Nothing clean... RIGHT."

2. [Loading shotgun in shop.]
Clerk: "You can't do that!"
Terminator: "WRONG." [BANG!]

3. Cop: "If you want to wait.. there's a bench over there."
[Arnold's 1st] Terminator: "I'll be BACK." Watch

4. Hotel Clerk: "Hey buddy.. ist that a dead cat in there.. or what?"
Terminator: POSSIBLE RESPONSE:
YES / NO
OR WHAT?
GO AWAY
PLEASE COME BACK LATER
FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
FUCK YOU

5. "GET OUT." Watch

Commando (1985) Updated!
(Nearly everything out of Arnold's mouth is a one-liner.)

1. Soldier: "You think I can smell em?"
Matrix:"I did."

2. Bad Guy: "Your going to co-operate... right?"
Matrix: "Wrong!"

3. "I'll be BACK, Bennet"

4. Stewardess: "Any carry on luggage?"
Matrix: "Just him."

5. [To stewardess] "Don't disturb my friend... he's DEAD tired."

6. Stewardess: "Sir, you must remain seated."
Matrix: "I'm air-sick."

7. [Before plane ride.]
Matrix:"Your a funny guy Sully, that's why I'm going to kill you last."
[Now holding Sully over cliff.]
Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix! You did!"
Matrix: "I LIED!"

8. Cindy:"What'd you do with Sully?"
Matrix: "I let him go."

9. "All that matters to me know, is JENNY."

10. Cooke: "This Green Beret, is going to kick your Ass."
Matrix: "I eat Green Beret's for breakfast... and right now I'm VERY hungry."

11. Cooke: [Holding gun on Matrix] "Fuck you asshole!"
[CLICK]
Matrix:"Fuck YOU asshole!"

12. "We'll take Cooke's car... he WON'T be needing it."

13. Cindy: "Where are we going?"
Matrix: "Shopping!"

14. [After Cindy shoots police van with rocket launcher. (Sense?)]
"Where did YOU learn to do that?!"

15. Cindy: "This isn't a plane, this is a canoe with wings!"
Matrix: "Then get in and start paddling."

16. Cindy: "How will I know?"
Matrix: "Because all FUCKING Hell is going to break loose!"

17. "Como esta?!" [BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!]

18. Bennet: "How's your arm John?"
Matrix: "Come over and FIND out."

19. Bennet: "You're a dead man John!"
Matrix: "Bull..SHIT!"

20. [after throwing a pipe through him]
"Let off some STEAM, Bennett!"

21! General: "Leave anything for us?"
Matrix: "Just bodies."

Raw Deal (1986) Updated!

1. Cop: "You caught the bastard."
Kaminski: "In the ACT."

2. [Wife throws cake at him]
"You should not DRINK... and BAKE."

3. "Who do you think I look like... Dirty Harry?!"

4. [Harry talking about him getting back into the FBI]
"Do you think I'd still pass the PHYSICAL?"

5. [After trashing an illegal casino]
"You guys be sure to clean up the mess... before you knock off... okay."

6. Chauffeur: "You know who this car belongs to?"
Kaminski: "Yeah. A guy who's probably going to be dead before it's out of WARRANTY."

7. Girl getting into Limo: "What are you doing here?"
Kaminski: "Waiting for YOU!"

8. Monique: "Losing improves your character."
Kaminski: "Winning improves your WARDROBE."

9. "Max if your the best there is... the wheel never would have been invented."

10. "In case you forget... I'll be checking BACK with you."

11. Cop: "Any trouble?"
Kaminski: "Oh nothing special... all these alleys probably have RATS."

12. Mobster: "You start tomorrow."
Kaminski: "It's nice to be one of the FAMILY."

13. "You know what I like about bedrooms? You almost ALWAYS find a bed in there."

14. Max: "Get in my way again and I'll kill ya."
Kaminski: "I hope your not your mother's only child."

15. [After photo is taken]
Max: "I'll get you a nice 8 X 10."
Kaminski: "Keep it... I'm not sentimental."

16. [After beating up bad guys in store]
"We're finished SHOPPING."

17. "Myself... I'd rather GIVE than receive."

18. Monique: "I'm impressed"
Kaminski: "I'm HUNGRY."

19. "I'll be right BACK."

20. Monique: "Where are you going?"
Kaminski: "To do what an old friend asked me too... KNOCK em' dead."

21. "Because of you a lot of people are dead. Now it's YOUR turn."

22. FBI: "Glad you didn't make me chase you."
Kaminski: "Too DAMN tired."

Predator (1987) Updated!
(May be a record low for one-liners.)

1. [Arm wrestling with Dillon]
"What's the matter?.. the CIA got you pushing to many PENCILS."

2. [After killing terrorist with knife]
"STICK around."

3. [Kicks down bamboo wall]
"Knock. Knock."

4. Anna: "It's blood was on the leaves."
Dutch: "If it BLEEDS... we can KILL it."

5. [Predator takes off his mask]
"You're one UGLY.. muthafucker!"

6. [Arnold "tries" to hit the Predator with a stick]
"BAD idea."

7. [To the dying Predator]
"What the HELL are you?!"

The Running Man (1987) Updated!
(The amount of one-liners in this film is amazing. It averages out to be one every three minutes.)

1. Radio: "All rioters must be eliminated."
Ben: "To HELL with you!"

2. [Throwing prison guard over rail]
"Give ya' a LIFT."

3. [Referring to the fight they just had]
Laughlin: "Who was acting?"
Ben: "Well you're still ALIVE aren't you?"

4. "If you're not ready to act.. give me a break.. and SHUT UP."

5. Rebel: "Nothing to lose your head about... eh?"
Ben: "You GOT IT."

6. "I need to work on my TAN anyways... You get so PALE in prison."

7. Amber: "Why should I?"
Ben: "Cause I'm going to say.. PLEASE."
[Rips workout bench out of the floor]

8. [To Amber] "And remember I can break your neck like a CHICKEN'S."

9. "You can't live with EM'.. and you can't live with out EM'."

10. Amber: "I'm going to throw up all over you."
Ben: "Go ahead... won't show on this SHIRT."

11. Killian: I'd like you to appear on tomorrow broadcast of the Running Man."
Ben: "FUCK YOU."

12. [Stabbing pen into lawyer's back]
"Don't forget to send me a COPY."

13. Ben: "Killian... I'll be BACK."
Killian: "Only in a re-run." Watch

14. [Locked into hockey rink]
"I guess they want us to STAY."

15. [After killing him]
"Here is Sub Zero... now PLAIN Zero!"

16. Weiss: "Boy I'm SURE glad we got rid of Sub Zero."
Ben: "Yeah... he was a real pain in the NECK."

17. "Uplinks.. Underground.. If you guys don't shut up.. I'm going to UPLINK your ASS.. and you'll be on the GROUND!"

18. Amber: "They even think I'm your girlfriend."
Ben: "Well we can straighten THAT out.. see this camera up there.. I can STRANGLE you for the home AUDIENCE."

19. Buzzsaw: "I love this saw.. this saw's a part of me.. and I'm going to make it a part of YOU!"
Ben: "That's alright.. KEEP IT!"

20. [Yelling at Dynamo]
"Hey Light Head! Hey Christmas Tree!"

21. [Running from Dynamo]
"Follow me LIGHT BULB!"

22. Amber: "What happened to Buzzsaw?"
Ben: "Ahhh.. he had to SPLIT."

23. [To Killian]
"I live to see you eat that contract.. but I hope you save enough room for my FIST because I'm going to ram it into your GOD DAMN stomach and break your GOD DAMN SPINE!"

24. Amber: "We should have taken that trip to Hawaii."
Ben: "I had the shirt for it.. but YOU fucked it UP."

25. [Fireball shows up]
Amber: "Jesus Christ!"
Ben: "Guess AGAIN."

26. "How bout' a light?!" [Blows up Fireball]

27. [Seconds later] "What a HOT head."

28. "I told Killian I'd be back.. I wouldn't want to be a LIAR."

29. [Showing up on Running Man stage]
"It's SHOW-TIME!"

30. [To Killian] "One of us is in DEEP trouble."

31. Killian: "Drop dead!"
Ben: "I don't DO requests."

32! [Killian crashes into soda billboard]
"Well.. that HIT the spot."

Red Heat (1988) Updated!
Arnold talks and acts like a robot. (Russian T-101?) I was really hoping to hear a one-liner in Russian, but no dice. Most of the films one-liners are left up to James Belushi.

1. [seeing porn on TV] "CAPITALISM."

2. Lou: "How do you Soviets deal with all the stress?"
Danko: "VODKA."

3. Ridzik: "You're right about that chess move, I was dead in two."
Danko: "It was OBVIOUS."

4. Ridzik: "Do I look like a fucking CAB to you?"
Danko: "YES."

5. Ridzik: "It's called the Miranda act.. it says you can't even touch his ass."
Danko: "I do NOT want to touch his ass.. I want to make him TALK!"

6. [after interrogating and beating up suspect]
"Soviet method is more economical."

7. Ridzik: "You're shitting me?"
Danko: "I'm not Shitting on you."

8. Ridzik: That suit's not going to blow up on me?"
Danko: "I THINK you're safe."

9. Danko: "Do you know Miranda?"
Thug: "Never heard of the bitch!" [PUNCH]

10. Ridzik: "What about the sack of shit lying on the sidewalk?"
Danko: "He lives HERE."

11. Ridzik: "Politicians wouldn't go for it."
Danko: "Shoot THEM first."

12. Ridzik: "Everyone knows the 44 Magnum is the big boy on the block. Why do you think Dirty Harry uses one?"
Danko: "Who is Dirty Harry?"

13. [pointing gun at him] "You did NOT make it Viktor!"

14. Ridzik: "This is called chicken!"
Danko: "This is no GAME!"

15. [checking out his gun] "I TAKE care of THIS."

16. [after shooting Viktor with 44]
"I still like SOVIET model better."

Twins (1988)

1. [Arnold accidentally takes guy out on motorcycle.]
Thug: "What the hell did you do to him?!" Julius: "I did nothing. The PAVEMENT was his enemy."

2. Julius: "My name is Julius and I'm your TWIN brother."
Vincent: "Oh obviously! The moment I sat down I though I was looking into a mirror."
Julius: "We're not identical twins."

3. [Stops Klane Brother from beating up Vincent]
"These are the most unfriendly acts you're committing."

4. [Dodges swung ax.]
"You have no respect for logic!"

5. [Speed-reading car manual.]
Vincent: "What are you doing with the finger there?"
Julius: "Learning to drive."

6. Vincent: "You're a virgin?"
Julius: "That's private!"

7. [Wearing his 1st T-shirt.]
"Born... to be BAD."

8. [Scientist tells him that he doesn't know who they are]
"For the first time in my life... I'M PISSED OFF!!"

9. [To scientist]
"If you're lying to me... I'll be BACK."

10. [Klane Brother holding gun on Marnie.]
"If you choose to bluff, you must be prepared to have your bluff CALLED."

11. [To Beetroot]
"Leave my brother alone!"

Total Recall (1990)

1. Salesman: "As real as any memory in your head."
Quaid: "Come on! Don't BULLSHIT me."

2. Salesman: "Mr. Quaid, calm down!"
[Chokes him] Quaid: "My name is not Quaid!"

3. Harry: "I told you not to go, but you went anyway's."
Quaid: "What are you... my FATHER?"

4. Lori: "Sorry Quaid, your whole life's just a dream."
Quaid: "Ok then. If I'm not me, who the HELL am I?"

5. [Punches out Lori] "Nice knowing you!"

6. Johnnycab: The fare is 18 credits, please."
Quaid: "Sue me. Dickhead!"

7. Howser: You are not you. You're me."
Quaid: "No shit!"

8. Howser: "Get your ass to mars."

9. Mutant: "Do you want to know the future?"
Quaid: "What about the past?"

10. [Grabs Arnold's crotch]
Melina: "What you been feeding this thing?"
Quaid: "BLONDES."

11. Tony: [a mutant] "You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Howser."
Quaid: "Look who's talking!"

12. Lori: "Honey, be reasonable... after all we're married."
[Shoots her dead]
Quaid: "Consider that a DIVORCE!"

13. Cohaagen: "Well my boy, you're a hero!"
Quaid: "FUCK YOU!"

14. Cohaagen: "Someone you trust wants to talk to you."
Quaid: "Who is it this time, my Mother?!"

15. Cohaagen: "You'll like being Howser."
Quaid: "Guy's a fucking asshole!"

16. Benny: "Where the fuck are you?!"
[Drills through truck's side and into him.]
Quaid: "SCREW YOOUUU!!"

17. [Rips his arms off.]
"See you at the party, Richter!"

Kindergarten Cop (1990) Updated!

1. "I'm a police officer... this is an ARREST."

2. [pulling out a gun]
"Oh... excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [cocking gun] and I LOVE my car."

3. [shooting up party]
"Alright... party's over... next time MY place."

4. Guy: "So who are you man?"
Kimble:"I'm the party pooper."

5.Stewardess: "Is your wife okay sir?"
Kimble: "Compared to WHAT?"

6. "They're SIX year olds... how much trouble can they be?"

7. Joseph: "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
Kimble: "Thanks for the TIP."

8. Kid: "It might be a tumor."
Kimble: "It's not a TUMOR!"

9. "There is NO Bathroom!"

10."Hi kids... I'm BACK!"

Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)

1. "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."

2. [Drops John]
John: "Why the hell did you do that?"
Terminator: "Because you told me to."

3. John: "Jesus, you were going to kill that guy!"
Terminator: "Of course. I'm a TERMINATOR."

4. [After shooting gaurd in shins]
"He'll LIVE."

5. "Come with me, if you want to live."

6. John: "Or you can do combinations."
Terminator: "Chill out, Dickwad."

7. [Starts truck]
John: "Alright, my man!"
Terminator: "No problemo."

8. Terminator: "I'll take care of the police."
John: "Hey, you swore!"
Terminator: "TRUST ME."

9. "Stay here, I'll be BACK."

10. [Shooting T-1000]
"Hasta la vista, BABY."

11. [Nearly destroyed]
"I need a vacation."

Last Action Hero (1993) Updated!

1. [Punches Lieutenant Governor]
"When the Governor gets here, CALL ME."

2. "Hey, want to be a farmer?"
[Kicks cop in the balls] "Here's a couple of ACRES!"

3. [Drops about 10 guns]
Ripper: "Is that about it, sport?"
Jack: "Yep. That about does it."

4. [Arnold as Hamlet]
"Hey Claudius! You killed my father... BIG Mistake!" Watch

5. Old Man: "Stay thy hand fair Prince."
Hamlet: "Who said I'm FAIR!" [Pulls out machine gun]

6. "To be, or not to be? Not to BE!"

7. [To the cops busting down his 2nd cousin's door]
"The only drugs you're going to find in there are aspirin. And if you touch that front door... you're going to need them!"

8. [Bad guy gets killed by ice cream cone]
"Iced that guy!"

9. Danny: Where are the ordinary, every-day women? They don't exist, because this is a movie!"
Jack: "No, this is California."

10. Danny: "You think you're funny don't ya?"
Jack: "I know I am. I'm the famous comedian Arnold Braunshwegger."
Danny: "Schwarzenegger!"
Jack: "Gesundheit."

11. Danny: "Where are you going?"
Jack: "I'll be back!.. Ha!.. you didn't know I was going to say that!"

12. [Bad guy repeatedly shoots and misses Arnold]
"Don't give up your day job!" [Throws him across room]

13. [Referring to bullet-proof jacket]
"Don't leave home without it."

14. Danny: "Where you going?
Jack: "Got to catch the Red Eye."

15. "Leo the Fart, is going to pass gas one more time."

16. [Shoots down helicopter]
"It's a no-fly zone fella."

17. [Nerve gas goes off]
"Silent, but deadly."

18. Benedict: "Alright Slater, I'll go quietly."
Jack: "The HELL you will!"

19. "You've seen those movies where they say "Make my day." or "I'm your worst nightmare.", well listen to this one. Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!"

20. Ripper: "I'll be Back!"
Jack: "The HELL you will!"

21. [Dejected] "This hero stuff has it's limits."

22. "No sequel for you!" [Shoots Benedict]

23. [Back in movie, punches window without pain.]
"It's working again!"

Junior (1994) Updated!

1. Larry: "I took you for a scientist."
Alex: "I AM a scientist."

2. "I'm pregnant."

3. "My nipples are very sensitive."

4. "But, I have nothing to wear."

5. "Feel how soft my skin is."

6. "I don't know if you're a boy or a girl... so I'll call you Junior."

7. "I want my baby!"

8. [To Angela who's also pregnant]
"I'm going to be a mamma too!"

9. Noah: "You and your baby are University property now."
Alex: "No I'm not!" [Throws Noah to the ground]
"My body, my choice!"

10. [Baby wanting to come out] "Oh Shit!!"

True Lies (1994) Updated!

1. [Telling Gib he's made it to the Mansion]
"Honey, I'M home."

2. Guard: "May I see your invitation?"
Harry: "Sure.. Here's my invitation." [EXPLOSION]

3. [Knocking dogs out] "STAY."

4. [Puts bad guys head into urinal]
"Here... Cool OFF!"

5. [Referring to nuke]
Salim: "Do you know what this is?"
Harry: "I know what this is.. it's an espresso machine... no no no.. it's a snow-cone maker.. is it a WATER heater?"

6. Samir: "...Then we'll talk."
Harry: "I'm looking FORWARD to it."

7. Samir: "Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
Harry: Yeah.. I'm going to KILL you pretty soon."

8. Helen: Are we going to die?"
Harry: "YEP."

9. Helen: "Have you ever killed anyone?"
Harry: "Yeah.. but they were all BAD."

10.Gib: "Hey Harry! Do you realize that it has in fact been 10 years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?"
Harry: "If I break it they can take it out of my pay."

11. [Salim hanging off rocket]
"You're FIRED."

Eraser (1996) Updated!
(A weak movie, with some weak one-liners.)

1. [Taking photo]
"Don't move.. your DEAD."

2. [Referring to being Erased]
"Next time you're DEAD.. this only happens ONCE."

3. "Lee you're ALIVE.. and I'll keep you that WAY."

4. Agent: "Don't you ever get tired of baby sitting scum?"
John: "Yeah... but in your case.. make an EXCEPTION."

5. "If you drop your gun now.. I promise I won't kill you."

6. Lee: "You're late."
John: "TRAFFIC."

7. [Shoots Crocodile]
"You're LUGGAGE."

8. [To his WITSEC boss]
"Come and GET me."

9. Nurse: "Let's do it one more time."
John: "Let's NOT."

10. [After Arnold kills them]
Robert: "Schiff! Caldreon!"
John: "They MISSED."
Robert: "Johnny?!"
John: "I'll be RIGHT out."

11. [Holding gun on Arnold]
Robert: "Say.. goodbye John."
John: "GOODBYE."
[Drops crate they're standing on]

12. "You've just been ERASED."
[Train kills the 3 bad guys]

13. Lee: "What happened?"
John: "They CAUGHT a train."

Jingle All the Way (1996)

1. "You're my #1 customer!"

2. [Grabbing toy store clerks]
"Where's your Christmas spirit?!"

3. [Fighting with Myron for Turbo Man]
"This is WAR!"

4. [To fallen Myron]
"Oh, poor baby!"

5. "Put that cookie down! Now!"

6. Mall Santa: "Hey buddy you want a Turbo Man doll?"
Howard: "Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on YOUR lap."

7. [Running after Myron]
"Oh... you barked up the wrong tree!"

8. [As Turbo Man]
"Hey Myron! I have a Special delivery for you!"

Batman & Robin (1997)

1. "The Ice-Man cometh!" Watch

2. Guard: "Please show some mercy!"
Freeze: "Mercy? I'm afraid that my condition has left me COLD to your pleas of mercy."

3. "In this Universe, there is only one absolute... everything FREEZES."

4. [Knocking Batman away]
"You're not sending me to the COOLER."

5. "Kill the heroes!"

6. "What killed the dinosaurs?! The ICE AGE!"

7. [Batman jumping into Freeze's rocket]
"I was hoping you would DROP in."

8. [Leaving Batman in rocket]
"FREEZE well."

9. [Freezing Robin (Thank You)]
"Stay cool! Bird... boy."

10. "I'll kill ya' next time!"

11. [Freezes henchman]
"I hate it when people TALK during the movie."

12. "Alright everyone... CHILL!"

13. [Talking to Poison Ivy]
"Turn over the diamond Garden Gal... or I'll turn you into MULCH."

14. [Giving Thumbs-Up]
"COOL party."

15. [Shooting BatMobile]
"It's a COLD town."

16. [To prison guards]
"Allow me to break the ICE. My name is FREEZE... learn it well. For it is the CHILLING sound of your doom."

17. Prison Guard: "You're going to be here a long, long time."
Freeze: "Sadly you will not live to see it."

18. [Bain brings Freeze's suit]
"A laundry service that DELIVERS! Wow!"

19. "Always winterICE your pipes!"

21. [Cops in his lab]
"I HATE uninvited guests!"

22. [Fixing his suit]
"CHILLED to perfection."

23. Ivy: "We will be the only two people left in the world."
Freeze: "Yes! Adam and Evil."

24. "First I will turn Gotham into an ICY graveyard. Then I will pull Batman's heart from his body and feel it FREEZE in my hand."

25. "No matter what they tell you Mr. Bain. It IS the size of your GUN that matters."

26. "If revenge is a dish best COLD... then put on your Sunday's finest, it's time to FEAST!"

27. "Tonight HELL... FREEZES OVER!"

28. "Let's kick some ICE!"

29. Tonight's forecast... a FREEZE is coming."

30. Batman: "You've lost."
Freeze: "I think not. BOMBS away Batman."
[Sets off bombs]

31. "FREEZE in hell, Batman!"

32. Poison Ivy: "He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me..."
Freeze: "NOT. Surprise, I'm your new cellmate. And I've come to make your life a living HELL. Prepare for a bitter harvest. WINTER... has come at last.

End of Days (1999) Updated!

1. [After almost shooting himself.]
"I was just pulling myself together."

2. "Personally I like scumbags.. they PAY better."

3. "They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day."

4. Chicago: "I think the police may need that."
Jericho: "I like to get a HEAD start."

5. Should have just killed that son of a bitch... less paperwork."

6. "I saved a life today. What the HELL did you do?!"

7. "So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?"

8. Jericho: "I've seen a lot too, but nothing that would make me cut my TOUNGE out."
[Turning the tables on Arnold, rarely done.]
Father Kovak: "Wait a few days."

9. "Now I have to believe in God, in order to solve a crime?!"

10. Chicago: "You okay?"
Jericho: " A guy carves words into his chest. Someone else nails him to the ceiling. What's NOT okay?!"

11. Chicago: "Sometimes you border on compitent."
Jericho: "I know.. scary ISN'T it?"

12. [Offering him painkillers.]
Christine: "You want one?"
Jericho: "No thanks... I DRINK."

13. "Why don't you stop this church talk.. and tell us what the HELL is going on."

14. "So the prince of darkness wants to conquer earth. He has to do it one hour before midnight. Is this eastern time? Watch

15. "Between your faith and my Gloch 9 millimeter..I take my Gloch."

16. "Who the FUCK are you?!"

17. [To the Devil] "You're a choir boy... compared to ME!"

18. [To the Devil] "I want YOU... to go to HELL!"

19. [After shooting Chicago]
"Stop being such a PUSSY... it's just a scratch."

20. [After shooting a priest in the hand]
"I can do THIS all day long."

21. Priest: "I'm not afraid to die."
Jericho: "Good! Cause I'm not afraid to kill you."

22. [After Jericho gets beat up]
Boss: "Jesus... did you get hit by a truck?"
Jericho: "No... the TRUCK missed me."

23. [Jericho with Devil inside him, talking to Jesus]
"You died for nothing... you just bought them TIME."

The 6th Day (2000)

1. "I might be back."

2. Talia: "Stop the car!" [CRASH!!]
Adam: "Thanks for the suggestion."

3. [Killing Wiley a 2nd Time]
"Try to stay dead this time."

4. [Seeing Talia alive again]
"Doesn't anyone stay dead anymore?"

5. [Dropping Talia's thumb]
"I'm all thumbs today."

6. Guard: "Can I help you?"
Adam: "Yeah, stick your thumb on there!"

7. "You cloned the wrong man!"

8. "I want my life back!"

9. [Terminator tribute] "Get out!"

10. [Punching his clone]
"That's for sleeping with my wife!"

11. "I know who I am."

12. Adam: "You should clone yourself while your still alive."
Drucker: "So I can understand your unique perspective?"
Adam: "No. So you can go Fuck Yourself!"

13. "When I said you should screw yourself. I didn't mean it literally."