These are all movie reviews written by me. They have been posted at
assorted
sites; Aint-It-Cool-News,
Coming
Attractions,
Dark Horizons and recently
I've
been getting all of my reviews printed at
Rotten Tomatoes. Eventually
I would like to
write film reviews for a living. But for now I'm just doing it for fun,
practice and of course you guys the faithful reader.
One thing that you might notice is that most of these reviews are fairly
positive. This is because these are all movies that I have wanted to
see and I'm very good at avoiding crap. Now I'm fairly easy on films, I can usually find something I like
about any film. I love all genre's from absolute cheese (Toxic
Avenger) to the classics (Lawrence of Arabia). If I was writing reviews for a
living (hint hint perspective employers), I would have to see everything
and the bad reviews would start to come out of the woodwork. And it is
fun to write those reviews, sometimes it's just nice to rip into a
movie. (I thought about writing one for Vertical
Limit just to get all those nasty explicatives out of my
head.)
Another thing I try to do with my reviews is use no spoilers, because I
hate it when critics give away the movie. I usually won't give any more plot points away than the trailer
did.
In fact I usually don't read
movie reviews until after I have seen the flick, I just like seeing what
the other guy thought. Also that way I don't go in with any preconceived
opinions, I want my own first. (Don't let that stop you from reading
mine.) If you enjoy them, hate them or just have a
comment, write me and let me know.
6/22/1: My latest reviews have all been for the Seattle Film Festival, I was covering the festival for Film Threat. I didn't get paid, but it's the closest I've come to being a "real" film critic.